August 2010
182 posts
July 2010
111 posts
i got 99 problems, and they are all red balloons
-the-architect:
loverwife:
andiamcolinmochrie:aquaticthings:conorobreasts:sosuccexy:doubleheartattack:mimesheat:cerium:(via shannonryan)
Big Bang Theory is amazing.
Interesting, your afraid of bugs and women, Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are nutella jars. I could really use a snack right now, a sammich rightnow, some lun
THIS IS MY
103rd post ^_^
79% of teenagers believe made up statistics....
(via daleksontumblr)
LLAMA POWER
Every time I see a girl on tumblr say something...
daleksontumblr:
Now if only I could sex you all..
Agreed agreed agreed
“That animal is protected!”
– “Then why did I hae such a clear shot?
Why are girls such losers?
votesaxon:
confunded:
oitheresawargoingonhere:
that-is-a-boss-zefron-poster:
wtfmelissa93:
bitchiaintchochang:
ilikesportz:
You don’t see boys joining facebook groups like “cudding up to the one you love and looking in their eyes thinking ‘omg this is perfect :)’” and “when i say i love you… i mean it <3333”.
GIRLS, STOP BEING SO SOPPY. YOU JUST LOOK LIKE WEIRDOS.
The only group...
I always wonder...
Why I get along better with girls than guys. Why I feel the need to text so much. Why I prefer texting over calling people.
Anyone got any ideas? :)
wake up in the morning feeling like 'allons-y',...
rrrrriley:
I need a life.
The Doctors
1: A citizen of the universe. And a gentleman to boot.
2: I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy of which human nature is merely a part.
3: What do you think of my new face, by the way? I wasn't too sure about it myself to begin with, but it sort of grows on you. Very flexible, you know. Could be useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows.
4: No point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
5: There's always something to look at if you open your eyes!
6: In my time I have been threatened by experts. And I don't rank you very highly at all.
7: Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveler in his old police box, his days like crazy paving.
8: Grace, I came back to life before your eyes, I held back death. Look, I can't make your dream come true for ever, but I can make it come true today.
9: My entire planet died, my whole family, do you think it never occurred to me to go back and save them?
10: I don't age. I regenerate. But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you--
11: The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. And we definitely added to his pile of good things.
That was amazing!
guys post your best pick up line here
votesaxon:
bad-wolf:
swimmingpoolinthelibrary:
roguisheames:
imjesuschrist:
beckysanspants:
ranga-sauce:btwhalloweens:tairpow:defontino:
Is it just me or does this drink taste like roofies
roses are red
violets are blue
fuck my face
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Now.
May I caress your eyelids in a gentle manner
me, you, fuck fuck
...
mama-umbridge started following you
Thanks ^_^
New Name
Decided to rename zee ol tumblr, no idea why but that name jumped into my head…. soooooooooo yea ^_^
Im getting sick of being people’s option B or backup choice.
Dear cute redhead from orrientation.
You are gorgeous
Woke up before my alarm today. Success! Now a performance then redgistering for classes and getting my ID, then longgg ride home. I
Survived the night and actually woke up Before my alarm, win
Midnight walk with new friends, breadsticks, glowsticks and techno. I love college
On road to IU, back monday night
Hahaha, on the radio i hear a commercial for a jonas brothers concert followed by a commercial for an adult entertainment convention.
If I wrote a Vampire novel, it would just be 400...
daleksontumblr:
It’d be fucking awesome.
I’d buy it
can we pretend that re-blogs, and liked posts are...
votesaxon:
dont-diss-the-sonic:
sugartown-:
heysilly:
changreaction:
takesonetodream:
expectofuckingpatronum:
istilldontgiveafuck:
thomastuvwxyz:
LOL i like my version more.
THIS FOREVER AND ALWAYS OMG.
L O L. OMG.
HAHAHA.
I ACTUALLY SANG THIS OUT LOUD LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
AHAHAHAHA WIN.
Im really happy to see that our local 711s are so well guarded by the Chicago police…
Im really happy to see that our local 711s are so well guarded by the Chicago police…
